Knight Junk

brianpatters: hi...
me: hello...who's this?
brianpatters: have we chatted b4?
me: no we haven't
brianpatters: ohh sry im forgetful sometimes.
me: no worries. who is this?
brianpatters: so anyways whats up?
me: no, serious, like who is this? I'm completely drawing a blank. I'm on AIM like one in a century
brianpatters: oh cool! hey you wanna see if you can beat my iq score? its really fun :-D k go here http://iqquizme.co.tv/ and click on the start button
me: god damn it spam
brianpatters: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
me: ok, so just to clarify, I do not know you and your sole reason for chatting was to get me to click your dumb link, yes?
brianpatters: Its http://iqquizme.co.tv/
me: I know what your link is asshole!
brianpatters: Its http://iqquizme.co.tv/
me: I'm saying, are you just spam?
brianpatters: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
me: ...clever girl

28 February 2011

If it was doable, I would've done it

Client: So we like the video you made for us. Can we change it to be more like this video over here?
Me: Oh that video with less text, more motion effects and a professional voice over?
Client: Yeah, that's great.
Me: Okay, then cut the paragraphs out of this script, give me an extra week, and hire a voice over guy.
Client: Oh...I see what happened there.
Me: [insert head into pot of boiling water]

11 May 2010

I cannot recall when I actually saw this. I wanna say it was high school, when Peter Jackson was announced LotR director. All I could think about what it’s gonna look like this.

Anyway, it’s ridiculous and inappropriate. Way to go Peter Jackson!

[The whole thing is in 10 parts. Part 2 starts here.]

22 March 2010