June 2011
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Haters gonna hate. →
Jun 1st
February 2011
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My Chat with a Spammer
brianpatters: hi...
me: hello...who's this?
brianpatters: have we chatted b4?
me: no we haven't
brianpatters: ohh sry im forgetful sometimes.
me: no worries. who is this?
brianpatters: so anyways whats up?
me: no, serious, like who is this? I'm completely drawing a blank. I'm on AIM like one in a century
brianpatters: oh cool! hey you wanna see if you can beat my iq score? its really fun :-D k go here http://iqquizme.co.tv/ and click on the start button
me: god damn it spam
brianpatters: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
me: ok, so just to clarify, I do not know you and your sole reason for chatting was to get me to click your dumb link, yes?
brianpatters: Its http://iqquizme.co.tv/
me: I know what your link is asshole!
brianpatters: Its http://iqquizme.co.tv/
me: I'm saying, are you just spam?
brianpatters: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
me: ...clever girl
Feb 28th
May 2010
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If it was doable, I would've done it
Client: So we like the video you made for us. Can we change it to be more like this video over here?
Me: Oh that video with less text, more motion effects and a professional voice over?
Client: Yeah, that's great.
Me: Okay, then cut the paragraphs out of this script, give me an extra week, and hire a voice over guy.
Client: Oh...I see what happened there.
Me: [insert head into pot of boiling water]
May 11th
March 2010
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Mar 22nd
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Another spec for Boxee.  Glad to see that feature of mine finally get what’s coming to it.
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Mar 1st
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Color me excited
Mar 1st
February 2010
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Feb 25th
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Newest spec ad, this time for Boxee.  Another one to follow.  Wire work is fun.
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Feb 6th
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fuckyeahlost: LOST Explained by People Who Have Never Watched LOST (via supersonicelectronic)
Feb 4th
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January 2010
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Jan 30th
“All of YouTube is available through the YouTube app, and I’d bet that sooner or...”
– The iPad: Techcrunch
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“In terms of getting new messages, the MySpace Shot is the single most effective...”
– The 4 Big Myths of Profile Pictures « OkTrends
Jan 20th
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My friend Shal directed this sci-fi short that now is a finalist in a syfy channel contest.  It’s probably one of the best student works I’ve ever seen, and I urge all of you to check it out.  Then vote it!
Jan 8th
December 2009
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Fight Club “Punch” [Canon 7D] on Vimeo My latest spec ad
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November 2009
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My Halloween Vid
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July 2009
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June 2009
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Jun 23rd
ListenA typical session of “Can Mac Makes Kris...
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This is giving me nightmares for awhile [via MGMT]
Jun 10th
30 Things Before I Get Married
So, starting next Wed., I want to do 30 different things before I get married.  These are things that are more or less “single dude” things, but some obsurd ones have made the list.  Here’s what I’m doing so far: ⁃    1 all day porn marathon [by way too popular of demand] ⁃    walk around apartment naked ⁃    eat steak w/ my hands ⁃    Brosuf Day [day where I call...
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May 2009
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[via Current]
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ListenMac works at a radio station, so he acts like I...
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April 2009
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Cool Indie Game: Time Donkey →
I enjoyed Cursor*10 so it’ll be exciting to see this flesh out
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March 2009
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[via Videogum]
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February 2009
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Norm McDonald is a king [via Videogum]
Feb 11th
ListenI’m On A Boat - The Lonely Island feat....
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January 2009
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December 2008
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Dec 19th
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Best SNL Sketch in a long time…also, it’s only The Lonely Island ‘Dudes [via Hulu]
Dec 7th