Knight Junk

So, starting next Wed., I want to do 30 different things before I get married.  These are things that are more or less “single dude” things, but some obsurd ones have made the list.  Here’s what I’m doing so far:

⁃    1 all day porn marathon [by way too popular of demand]
⁃    walk around apartment naked
⁃    eat steak w/ my hands
⁃    Brosuf Day [day where I call everyone “Brosuf”]
⁃    don’t flush a toilet all day
⁃    guy movie marathon
⁃    send resume to Spike TV [this one is stupid, thus why I’m doing it]
⁃    drunk wrestling of another dude
⁃    slim jim diet [only slim jims, all day]
⁃    Try to pick up women at a bar in your douchiest outfit with the worst pick-up lines.
⁃    spend an entire day shirtless and grubby
⁃    dirty underwear day [day where I wear really dirty underwear because I’m out of laundry]
⁃ eat 40 hard boiled eggs a la Cool Hand Luke whilst watching Cool Hand Luke
⁃ Shoot a gun while drinking a beer
⁃ ramp a bike into a lake/river
⁃ Eat Falafel, then run up the Empire State Building
⁃ skinny dip in the Hudson
⁃ Go to a nice restaurant and awkwardly act like you’re waiting for your date to show up during the whole meal.

I’m going to document this [via blog, youtube, something] for everyone’s enjoyment.  But, as you can see, I need more.  If you have an idea for me to do something, either send it to @K_Knight [on twitter] or post it on my facebook wall.

Let’s see how this goes…