Knight Junk

If it was doable, I would've done it

• Client: So we like the video you made for us. Can we change it to be more like this video over here?
• Me: Oh that video with less text, more motion effects and a professional voice over?
• Client: Yeah, that's great.
• Me: Okay, then cut the paragraphs out of this script, give me an extra week, and hire a voice over guy.
• Client: Oh...I see what happened there.
• Me: [insert head into pot of boiling water]